tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-39283241511204788032024-03-13T13:14:46.629-07:00I WATCH, I LEARN, I MAKE UPIN THIS BLOG I WILL STATE SOME ARBIT FUNDAS
THESE MAY BE OBVIOUS BUT HAVE TO BE STATEDASITGODhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01046875877798008343noreply@blogger.comBlogger51125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3928324151120478803.post-14160560184530899772019-12-01T06:46:00.001-08:002021-01-06T08:01:00.647-08:00Enslaved by Freedom<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
Everyone wants freedom. But how do we define it?Are we talking about making our own Choices, Wearing what we wish, Going where we want , Eating what we like or Voting who we deem right? Does it give us the ability to Pursue our desires or ensures that we fulfill them.<br />
Does an economically poor person has freedom to Eat his favorite Dish? Who is stopping an Obese human to do a Somersault if he wishes to? Is a weak student not eligible to Clear JEE Advanced? Is any human being not willing to be the best possible version of himself. If no then how many of us are actually 100% satisfied by our achievements. Very few. Why?<br />
The answer lies within the question itself. Freedom comes with a side effect. It does not give us only one choice.<br />
(Well if it were only one choice it would mean we have no Choice at all)<br />
It actually gives us two. The Same freedom which allows us to Pursue our desire also permits us to be indolent and let it slip.The fact is that we do have freedom. But that's too true to be good.<br />
The Liberty that sets us free,<br />
Is deceit that kills our dreams<br />
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Make no mistake. It's not the choice between Maharaja Mac and Mc Alo tikki that matters. It's whether or not we are willing to get our ass kicked in order to be kick ass later. Whether or not we are willing to sacrifice the Instant Gratification (the other IG) for a lasting Accomplishment. Are we willing to Confront our Comfort and Unfurl our potence. Can we Surge and Curb that unwanted Urge at bay. Well I could not stop forcing rhymes in this very article. Ironic. Be more subtle, Asit. Easier said than done haan!<br />
But it's not like we have never done it before. We got ourselves Educated, didn't we. Despite so much internal resistance. Don't we do so many things in our lives even when every bone in our body tempts otherwise. I am sure you will remember at least a few occasions. It means we do posses the power to bully ourselves to do what we put our mind to. But sometimes we need external help too. For example a Student goes to his Guru to learn yoga, he surrenders his free will and does what he is told to do without questioning the techniques. And when the class is over, he is a free man again with an upgrade. A profitable trade-off. But it was the Pupil who chose to be obedient during that period. He was bound but his choice was still doing the work.<br />
Its a very thin line which needs to be clearly drawn between what i desire to achieve today and what i want to do now. Its a balance one needs to have to attain the maxima. I am sure one can learn with practice and being in the zone.<br />
I hope you find this useful or at least something to ponder over. Ending with a notable quote<br />
"Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better"<br />
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ASITGODhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01046875877798008343noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3928324151120478803.post-55050122204300380222013-09-24T08:35:00.002-07:002013-09-24T08:35:47.126-07:00The Anti-Corruption Scam <div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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I am not a patriot. I am a very selfish person. I care about
myself a lot. But I want something that every Common Man of this country wants.
I want a clean ambience. I want the roads to be smooth. I want easy Tatkal. I
want the fuel prices lower. I want to get my driving license smoothly. I want a
corruption free system. I don’t want any criminal lawmakers. I want to be free
in every aspect of life. </div>
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After 66 years of independence we are not even close to
freedom. We are just slaves. The only freedom we have is to elect our masters,
that too only once in 5 years. Giving them full freedom to exploit us. And in
the next election we elect the opposition which does the same. They show
themselves as opposites, but form consensus to oppose Janlokpal and even the
Supreme Court ruling in order to protect their criminal MP’S and MLA’S(<a href="http://ibnlive.in.com/news/cabinet-negates-sc-order-ordinance-to-shield-convicted-mps-mlas-cleared/424283-37-64.html">http://ibnlive.in.com/news/cabinet-negates-sc-order-ordinance-to-shield-convicted-mps-mlas-cleared/424283-37-64.html</a>
). A simple common sense tells that if they themselves are Corrupt, why would
they make strong laws against themselves ?</div>
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The definition of Politics has changed in this era. It runs
on Black Money. In order to clean the system, we need a cancer. A Scam if I
may say so. A scam against the the current convention of Politics. An
Anti-Corruption Scam. </div>
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Is it even possible to do this. A few years ago it wasn’t.
But the scenario has changed. If we want to make a difference, we have to start
from somewhere. Lets start from the Capital. Elections are coming this November
in Delhi. There are 3 major Contenders. Two of them are big Ones (pun intended) . One
is BJ”Pee”. And other led by Dik- “Shit” . Both are pimps of corruption. If you
want to be treated like an excreta then go ahed and vote for them.</div>
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<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>I know a party which
is transparent, has non-criminal candidates, vows to bring Janlokpal and Power
to people. <span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>If you are fed up of the
current system, Please Vote for AAP. You may feel that one vote won’t make a
difference. Of course you are right. That’s why we have to influence other
votes too. I am doing the same here. Many citizens say that they don’t give a “fuck”
about Politics. Well if you don’t give a <span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>”fuck” now, you won’t have any ”fuck” left <span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>to give for the next 5 years. <i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;">Agar Haq lena hai to ”fuck” to dena padega.</i>
<i style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal;">Kyun ki agar AAP nahi aaega to aapka kya
hoga</i>. The Big question here is not that Whether AAP has the capability to
win the elections. The big question is Whether the citizens of Delhi have
enough Righteousness and Ambition to win AAP. </div>
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<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>How can you help ? 1.
You can Vote. 2. You can donate. 3.You can write blogs just like I am doing. Or
4 . You can become an active Volunteer. </div>
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I may be selfish but I don’t mind sponsoring a few Brooms to
clean my surroundings.</div>
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If a non-Patriot, non-Selfless person like me can do
something that will benefit every Common Man including me and you, then why don’t
you ?</div>
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ASITGODhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01046875877798008343noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3928324151120478803.post-32618101405881713162013-07-22T22:28:00.000-07:002013-07-22T22:28:27.466-07:00It's Tough Being a Roger Fan<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
When the time gets tough, the tough gets going and when the tough gets going, time is bound to get tough. Not a general philosophy but is apparently true for Roger Federer. He is winning fewer titles, losing a lot more matches, Skying the ball more often and making dozens of groundstroke errors. Given his records and achievements his career graph is slipping without a doubt. He has even lost in rankings but certainly not in his Fan retention capacity.<br />
People say that in order to establish legacy he has to Quit at his prime. But Roger is not doing that, audaciously defying the mindset of other legends. He won't quit and perhaps will redefine legacy that he has already defined once. He is playing because he can and we are his fans because we love to see him play. His this attitude along with his artistry with his racket, his magical strokes and his out of the world decision making makes a man Roger's fan. His loyal fans are royal fans because of his regime in their hearts.<br />
It is not difficult to become his fan. His legend is legendary, his moments are momentous and to see his game is just spell bounding. We still see glimpses of perfection in his erratic current game. To see him lose is a heartbreak every single time. But we will still support him the next time he plays fully being aware of the reality. That's why it not tough to be his fan, it is just tough being one. </div>
ASITGODhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01046875877798008343noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3928324151120478803.post-4700497423038450192013-06-06T20:51:00.001-07:002013-06-06T20:51:40.729-07:00Sri Sris Of the Oval World <div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
No no no no no. This article has nothing to do with Sri Sri Ravi Shankar or The Art Of Living. It is all about the art of fixing, setting, betting and scamming used by the white and blue collared legends in the cricketing world.<br />
One of the Sri's, Sreesanth revealed many startling and queering facts about the recent spot fixing scandal in an exclusive interview. Although he accepted taking part in the fixing, he took umbrage of the allegation that he bowled the over badly on purpose. "That's ridiculous" he said ."I don't take money for bowling bad. Bowling bad is my intrinsic nature. I deliver good when compensated." The statement raised more questions than it answered. It led to the logical next question "If bowling bad is your nature then how do you manage to bowl good when required." "That's the real question. See, the outcome of a delivery depends on the performance of both Batsman and the Bowler" he smirked. "So...?" i asked in curiosity. "I pay a part of my compensation to the Batsman on Crease to bat bad. That's how i do it". "But then how does the batsman know beforehand that he is going to bat when you bowl ?" "Arey bhai...Are you an idiot or a reporter. Can't you even make this out. He doesn't know that beforehand. I deal with him on the spot. That's the reason it is called spot fixing. Duhh." " Ok ok Sree. There is just a last questions our readers would want to know. If you did not bowl bad that Over on purpose, why did you show your towel ?." "Actually it was the indication that i wasn't going to bowl as per the plan. Mera Zameer jaag gaya tha us waqt." he sobbed. "That was the first time i felt that i was betraying my nation and fans. See how luck works. <i>Humko mili uski saza, jo hum khata kar na sake </i>." he continued quoting a popular phrase. He admitted regretting his decision to fix. He still misses the ODI World Cup victory. His smile used to be golden then. It was a sign of his integrity. Later, it got disintegrated by the lust for money, women and ego. Now he go's to jail and his future seems to be fixed.<br />
Well, that was all we could get from Sreesanth. Stay tuned for the encounter with the other Sri.<br />
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ASITGODhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01046875877798008343noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3928324151120478803.post-13243051065164619482013-02-26T08:53:00.000-08:002013-02-26T08:53:15.902-08:00Badminton Life<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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I was 6 years old.I still remember the day when i first held a racket.It was not voluntary.My mother made me do it with the sole purpose of getting me out of the house.She used to feed me the shuttles to help me gain a hand eye co-ordination.The way it started was not my first choice but it gave me another reason to be grateful to her.</div>
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Slowly i started developing interest in the game.I used to follow the game of Prakasham Uncle.He was a 50+ man with great enthusiasm and skill for the game.He was very friendly and awesomely witty.I used to sit and watch his game and when he was done i would persuade him to play with me.</div>
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I can't believe that i play with even more zeal now.This sport has given me more than anything else has.Friends,enemies,rivals,successes,failures,injuries,disappointments and moments are to name a few.But more than that it has given me another reason to live.I feel suffocated if i don't play for even a single day.Not just sports,it teaches lessons in life too.It has given me strength to recover.It gave me a tear in my ligament but not a single in my eye.Thats the beauty of this game.It doesn't matter how much tension is there in the guts of your racket.It matters how much guts you have when you are under tension.Badminton also teaches us to "love all" with the exception of the opponent,while on court.I also have developed an ego that i can beat anyone.It is the acceptance of a defeat yet rejection of anyone's superiority over me.When i am on the court i don't care whom i am representing or who my opponent is.I love playing with this attitude of "Ye Court mera hai aur mai iss court ka Jaykant Shikre".</div>
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I don't think anything,absolutely anything can stop me from playing Badminton.Nothing can take me away from this sport because I am Sport.I was not born with a racket but i am sure i will die with one.The kill at the net,the skill at the strokes,the drills to improve and the thrill of a fight gives me the will to go on and on.The smash of Dan,the speed of Lee,the class of Gade and Hidayat increase my motivation level.I extend my gratitude towards everyone who is responsible for my presence on the court. </div>
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ASITGODhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01046875877798008343noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3928324151120478803.post-49753400306784893922012-08-14T12:14:00.000-07:002012-08-14T12:14:28.722-07:00In-dependence <div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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<span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif;">During school days the significance of Independence day for me was only about having a holiday,getting sweets and doing unwanted march past.I always wondered what the fuss was all about.The more i grew the more i believed in my belief.Isn't Independence our birthright?Why are we wasting so much time,energy and attention on it's celebration.I mean its our basic requirement.No doubt it is important but it is just level 1.If we are giving it this much importance then how low are our standards?We need to rise above independence</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif;">And what do we mean by Independence?We are no longer slaves to the British empire.But aren't we still the indirect slaves of the Ruling Govt?We are free slaves.The only freedom we have is to choose our master.India is independent,Indian's aren't.Untill all Indians are free we can't be truely free.<br />And what's the use of this formal Independence if we can't be dependable.We should be ashamed that we are still developing.Even a tumor develops faster than us.<br />What else are we proud of-Unity in diversity.Really?Even ever</span>y<span style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif;"> individual diverse element is divided over petty issues.We have to understand that sugarcoating crap doesn't make it edible.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif;"><span style="line-height: 17.316667556762695px;">You ma</span><span style="line-height: 17.316667556762695px;">y say it is easy to criticize.But isn't it important as well.We can't improve if we can't see ourselves with an unadulterated mindset<span style="font-size: x-small;">.</span>Onl</span>y after we achieve the right goals we get the right to feel proud.Otherwise the only difference between Freedom and slavery is that of a Golden Cage and an Open Drain. </span></div>
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ASITGODhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01046875877798008343noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3928324151120478803.post-66124930125727519442012-08-09T11:27:00.000-07:002012-08-09T11:27:14.139-07:00Indian Chutiapa @ Olympics<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
In the ongoing Olympics,India is probably seeing the never before seen results.But i am not going to talk about these over glorified achievements.I am talking about about some of the IQ deprived decisions because of which a gold medal is still a mirage.<br />
I would like to highlight the much hyped Tennis controversy about the misplaced egos of the players and the association .This was <b style="font-family: Arial, Geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; font-weight: normal; line-height: 17.316667556762695px;">reminiscent of the Sheen-Chuck feud which ended up screwing 2 shows. Firstl</b>y,Finalizing the doubles combination at the last moment was an action of obvious stupidity.What were they thinking?This was not a Breadth-end sem.This is serious stuff.Moreover it was very clear that the only realistic hope for a medal was the mixed-doubles event in which Mahesh-Sania had already won 2 grand slams.The players failed to understand that this was not the issue of playing for India or for themselves.Getting a medal is a win-win in any case.Still they fought desperately for the doubles combination.Instead of keeping the ball in their court,they were showing off the balls in their shorts,ending up with no balls and giving a free hit to their opponents.<br />
This event is just the tip of the Iceberg.Such internal chutiaps is one of the main reasons India can only dream for a gold while <span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, 'Liberation Sans', FreeSans, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 18px;">Kazakhstan alread</span><span style="color: #333333; font-family: Helvetica, Arial, Liberation Sans, FreeSans, sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: 14px; line-height: 18px;">y has 6 in its pocket.</span></span></div>ASITGODhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01046875877798008343noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3928324151120478803.post-62612156321431329702012-08-03T22:07:00.000-07:002012-08-03T22:07:13.960-07:00I am after Federer and I am after Federer<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
Andy Murray was seen in full re-vengeance mode after defeating former world no 1 Djokovic recently."Djoker ka ,Rafa ka,sub ka badla lega ye Andy" quoted Murray inspired by GOW.Murray has stepped up to the challenge after a plaintive loss at Wimbledon.But he still blames Asit Godbole for deQuadirizing Federer and the officials for closing the roof."They disconnected me from God.That is so cruel".<br />
Quite agitated on asked about being the favourite Brit, he says "Just prefixing it great dosn't make it that.It has to be made great by people like me"."Instead of supporting me the crowd should hoot Roger out of the match.I guarantee you that after our match the phrase "Roger that" will be extinct and so will Roger.A new phrase "hurray Murray" is coming soon" he continued.<br />
Well i personally want Federer to punish Murray for making slighting remarks.This will add kerosene to his wounds and light it.<br />
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PS-All the statements made above are purely fictitious and any resemblance to truth only makes me awesomer. </div>ASITGODhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01046875877798008343noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3928324151120478803.post-40218303086206070122012-07-08T00:38:00.000-07:002012-07-08T00:40:00.336-07:00Fear?...Check ✓<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
What is fear?It is the state of being afraid.If you are afraid to lose,it means you have definitely not lost yet.If you have lost,there is no fear.Fear ensures your chance to win.Fear is hope.Fear is opportunity.Fear is the path to win.When you overcome fear,you gain victory.And to overcome fear,fear is a prerequisite(not Mountain Dew).<br />
It is okay,not to be fearless.It is also good that you have wasted a lot of chances.But if you remorse over the lost opportunities,you just lost another one.
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Grab every chance to fight fear.Dare to get scared and then drop it like a bad habit.<br />
<br /></div>ASITGODhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01046875877798008343noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3928324151120478803.post-74142392708237305032011-12-22T06:03:00.000-08:002011-12-22T06:03:38.893-08:00Chikni Chameli-Alternate Lyrics<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
Isk ki beer ka, ye badan to bas chakna hai.......(chakna=complimentary snack)<br />
Iski garmi me hai asli,maal usko bhi chakhna re<br />
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Bijli se jaldi ,tujhko jannat dikhane aayi<br />
Isko chakh ke tu jaldi bhaag,<br />
kyunki Munna hai mera bhaaai<br />
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Ayi chikni chameli,bikni pehen,Udaane teri kamai--4 times<br />
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Rangeen sham ka jaam hun pyaare<br />
Aaisi masti chadhadungi mai<br />
Dil se bhi gehre sagar me dubki lagwadungi mai<br />
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Banjar dilon me chaahat ki fasloon ko ugati hun mai<br />
Khanjar jaise is jisam se hi unko kaatungi mai<br />
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Agneepath ka mai trailer hun,<br />
Nashe ki retailer hun<br />
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Agneepath ka mai trailer hun,<br />
Nashe ki retailer hun<br />
Mujh se khud ko sek le jaraa<br />
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Khud ke-hi bukhaaron ka,mai paara chadhane aayi<br />
Tere jaise-2 hazaaron ke,mai baara bajaane aayi<br />
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Ayi chikni chameli,bikni pehen,Udaane teri kamai--4 times
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Mere tirchi nazroon pe ,bol bacchan bhi hakla hai<br />
Meri khushboo ko chakh ke,jungli sher bhi ab bakra hai<br />
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Is Dirty Picture ka,Abla parda uthaane aayi<br />
Teri dil ke beaton ka,husni tabla bajaane aayi<br />
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Ayi chikni chameli,bikni pehen,Udaane teri kamai--4 times
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How to state whether a particular task is possible or not?It is simple to prove that it is possible.How?Do it.<br />
If you want to prove that it is impossible,first you have to give your 100% and fail.Only then you can say that it is impossible.But the moment you say this,you have proved that you have not given your 100%.Because giving 100% excludes you from accepting failure.<br />
This shows that it is not possible to prove the impossibility of a task.<br />
Everybody knows the time value of money but one has to understand that time is the biggest asset,not money.You have to consider the time value of time too.The more time you have spent the more is the value of each succeeding moment.For example in an objective exam,the last second bubble is almost priceless. If you don't understand the value of this asset(i.e time) then you are it's liability.And there is nobody who doesn't want to get rid of their liabilities,especially not time.So instead of saying "it is impossible", why don't you rather prove otherwise?It is more likely that you will succeed.<br />
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Not to be sold,Ought to be told<br />
Story of this brave 74 year old<br />
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Served the army,now saving the nation<br />
name is a craze on every radio station<br />
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Na koi gandhi na hai ye jinnah<br />
anna hai naya itihaas ka panna<br />
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Koi sirf banata muddon par filme<br />
badlaav vahi layega jiske kranti ho dil me<br />
Aisi thi power us atma ke Will me<br />
Pahunch gae saikdon samarthak unse milne<br />
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Na gaddi ka lalach,na khyati apne naam ki<br />
anna ne to bas itni si mang ki<br />
ki rehne do salamat bharat maa ki bindiya<br />
mat banao bharat ko current team india<br />
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Par wo log kahan anna ki baat ko maante<br />
Corruption unki daulat hai ye baat jaante<br />
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They were already rich,even then they stole cash<br />
May be their assholes are bigger than our whole ass<br />
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But they cant break us coz we are not gonna bow<br />
The pH of my blood is close to unity now<br />
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This war against corruption is not an auction<br />
Hiding or fencesitting here is not an option<br />
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Either you are out or you are in<br />
there is no room for recycle bin<br />
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They had their way enough,its time to go down<br />
Those clowns can't hide anymore in Sonia<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: x-small; line-height: 16px;"><em style="font-style: normal; font-weight: bold;">'s</em></span> gown<br />
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Unhone socha kya ukhadegi ye janta aam<br />
Khud ko samajh rahe the wo badam<br />
Na jaane kya kya tarike aajmaye<br />
par aam ki iss guthli ko na nigal paye<br />
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Anna ke anshan ne uda di unki bhook<br />
dekho kaise palat raha takdir ka ye rookh<br />
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Anna ki andhi Jan lokpal bill ne<br />
bhaga dia DK Bose Sarkar ko bill me<br />
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Aj ek hazare,kal hazaron honge anna<br />
nichod diye jayenge apraadhi jaise ganna<br />
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Agar dil me koi kranti ho dost,to zara jigar bhi dikhaiye<br />
Sirf tempo se kuch nahi hota,Beep me dum bhi hona chahie<br />
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ASITGODhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01046875877798008343noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3928324151120478803.post-11878161643166109112011-08-19T23:06:00.000-07:002011-08-19T23:10:38.344-07:00The Internship Story<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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"Ab dobaara maa ka doodh piyunga" were my first words when i got an internship at Mother Dairy @ Gandhinagar,although it never really happened.<br />
Since the brand Amul is so popular my expectations were humongous.The working hours started from 9 so i reported 15 minutes early on my first day to make a good first impression.To my surprise i was asked to sit on the sofa and wait.After an hour i enquired about my status and i was told to relax till the procedure was done.At lunch time it was told "tumhara kaam ho raha hai " and 5 they said "kal se Ice Cream plant me aa jana ".On the first day itself i realized how good place IIT Kgp is.<br />
I wasn't expecting anything worth happening in the next 8 weeks of internship only to realize that things don't happen by expecting.Soon i observed that the purpose of taking interns here was the shortage of labourers.The trainees were asked to do what labourers do-from packing to filling.They said that by this we will get a first on experience on how the production is done.I didn't protest as i needed the Certi and i couldn't have got internship elsewhere.<br />
The temperature in the ice cream plant was around 20 and outside it was hot over 40.The process of going inside was like human pasteurization.Here the labourers are treated like slaves.They have to work for 8 hours and their wages per hour are even less than the legal drinking age.The main reason for this situation was the lack of unity among the workers.The situation is analogous to India against Corruption.<br />
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Apart from tiresome moments there were peaceful and nail-biting moments too.Since we handled Ice Creams,we had the opportunity to eat them(of course not legally).We used to go to a place where there were no cameras.And like an overconfident thief we thought that we were invincible.But surprise surprise-whenever something can go wrong,it does-Murphy's Law.I was almost dismissed from training.They also accused me of doing "chumma chaati" with a co-intern.I don't know from what angle they saw us but my mouth was definitely enjoying the layers of Sundae.And the girl was not even hot.Just because i am a Kgpian doesn't mean i am a despo.<br />
Good or Bad it doesn't matter now.What matters is that it is over and i am over it.</div>
ASITGODhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01046875877798008343noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3928324151120478803.post-1677249189709428932011-08-12T04:16:00.000-07:002011-08-12T05:43:15.660-07:00Khoya Khoya Chand Song Spoof-Aya Aya Don<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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Aya Aya Don ,<br />
khaike...banaras ka paan<br />
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Picture super-hit ho jaegi<br />
Chammak challo jo naach dikhaegi ..o ho. ho ...Aya Aya Don ------1<br />
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Filmon ki....<br />
hai dheemi gati ....<br />
filmon ki hai dheemi gati...slow and steady hai jeet ki kadi,<br />
box office pe aag jo lagi to usko to bujhao ..o ho ..ho ..<br />
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Aya Aya Don ....<br />
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.....1<br />
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Billu ki..<br />
hajamat hui .....<br />
billu ki hajamat hui....lekin rab ki jodi chali ....<br />
MNIK ne matki phodi to tum bhi aazmaalo ..oho ho...<br />
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ye hai baadshah ... laakhon dilon kaa.....<br />
dushman ki bas ek hai galti....<br />
dushman hai iska...wo yahi ...oho....<br />
Aya Aya Don ........<br />
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Sitare chale....<br />
director dare<br />
sitare chale director dare iske ek ishare pe...<br />
chaaro taraf bauchaare pade...isko tum pehchano<br />
oho...ho...<br />
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Aya aya Don ...chodke Rom-Com<br />
Police ab bhi na dhund payegiii.....<br />
Maa behen unify ho jaegi oho.....Aya Aya Don ...</div>
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ASITGODhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01046875877798008343noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3928324151120478803.post-45625360783719723832011-08-05T09:36:00.000-07:002011-08-05T09:36:34.127-07:00Exam Rap<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
<br />
You have paper and pen<br />
gotta pay per second<br />
spent<br />
wont come again<br />
ten<br />
minutes have past<br />
you don't know what<br />
to write,you got one shot<br />
sweat on your forehead<br />
are tears you ain't shed<br />
lesson you ain't learnt<br />
lessened your hard word<br />
wish you worked harder<br />
you know you are smarter<br />
this ain't no garden<br />
piss ain't fertilizer<br />
what is the point now<br />
how to regain time<br />
there is no answer<br />
what a disaster<br />
life is a bitch<br />
but you ain't its master<br />
apart from wishing you studied in time<br />
spitting this shit in your empty mind<br />
<br />
<br />
Why do i cry now,why didn't i try<br />
treated every class like a lullaby<br />
there is only sigh now and a goodbye<br />
can only wait for my tears to dry<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Life ain't your tantrum<br />
you are pubic dandruff<br />
feeling like worthless<br />
coz you don't know shit<br />
neither a lead,nor even a sidekick<br />
you are a spotboy in superflop flick<br />
there is no outfit to hide your sorrow<br />
nor slight hope for better tomorrow<br />
even a sparrow is luckier than you<br />
it can fly sky high,you can't be rescued<br />
there is no excuse for this situation<br />
you got screwed by your invitation<br />
you are a patient,there is no doctor<br />
have to be patient,healer is within you<br />
treat every moment like it is brand new<br />
and past wont last unless you let it<br />
convert tears in work and try to sweat it<br />
try to make most gain<br />
from this hour old pain<br />
and i promise you won't say this again<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Why do i cry now,why didn't i try<br />
treated every class like a lullaby<br />
there is only sigh now and a goodbye<br />
can only wait for my tears to dry<br />
<br /></div>
ASITGODhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01046875877798008343noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3928324151120478803.post-13557568894518586262011-07-28T09:58:00.000-07:002011-07-29T02:26:08.593-07:00Singham(song) Spoof -Chewing-gum<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"></span><br />
Try humming only after hearing the original song<br />
<br />
Daant tod na paye<br />
Dil chod na paye<br />
Juban fisal jaye<br />
Lalchaaye.....Chin-gum<br />
<br />
Aag jala na paye<br />
fridge jama na paye<br />
koi bacha na paye<br />
(gale me)Atak jaaye Chin-gum<br />
<br />
Tarike se fulaao to gubbaara ban jaaye<br />
Juice iska khatam ho jae to kursi pe chipka de<br />
Chipka dega bum<br />
isme hai thoda gum<br />
kehte hain ise Chin-gum<br />
<br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">Daant tod na paye<br />
Dil chod na paye<br />
Juban fisal jaye<br />
Lalchaaye.....Chin-gum<br />
<br />
Aag jala na paye<br />
fridge jama na paye<br />
koi bacha na paye<br />
atak jaaye Chin-gum<br />
<br />
Kiraane ki dukaan pe Chutte me mil jaaye<br />
Inflation chahe jitna ho ek rupaye me aaaye<br />
Koi bhi sakta kharid<br />
Ameer ho ya Garib<br />
Saccha ho ya Ram-lingam ......<br />
<br />
Hook lyrics</span></div>ASITGODhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01046875877798008343noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3928324151120478803.post-39740518629402915522011-05-14T11:00:00.000-07:002011-05-15T03:46:33.446-07:00Anti-Intoxication Rap<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">Injurious to health and wealth,with a warning on its label<br />
Why are you wasting time when your mind is so stable<br />
<br />
Its a slow poison,making you slow<br />
but it kills faster than sex kills a hoe<br />
Its destroying your body from head to toe<br />
then why are you puffing 6 packs in a row<br />
<br />
It consumes 2 mins and deducts 5 from your life<br />
why don't you rather have sex with your wife<br />
<br />
Taking you to higher world,thats just a myth<br />
That world is a Matrix and every cigar is a smith<br />
<br />
You are just a sucker while cigarette smokes itself<br />
if you just control it ain't gonna light itself<br />
<br />
and Alcohol is fake,more dangerous than Osama<br />
it will make you an agent Mahone stuck in Panama<br />
If you hate yourself then enjoy your shot<br />
You will get cancer and have to pee a lot<br />
<br />
and CLASSIC ain't a classic and beer is a lie<br />
we don't need Magic Moments to get high<br />
Have milk instead and wank off every night<br />
you will get higher and have 24-7 delight<br />
<br />
I don't need ethanol nor i need a pill<br />
look at me getting high at my will<br />
Coz my way is one way ,it ain't has no junction<br />
even infinity is not my maxima,i am a tan function<br />
<br />
</div>ASITGODhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01046875877798008343noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3928324151120478803.post-47718219473375074442011-04-09T03:33:00.000-07:002011-04-09T03:33:02.263-07:00TEAM INDIA RAP<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">This is team INDIA beating the odds,<br />
Winning the games and setting records<br />
<br />
Sachin is confident and Sehwag is fit<br />
he treats every ball like its a free hit<br />
<br />
We have a balanced pair of Kohli and Gambhir<br />
While Munaf is as good as southpaw Zaheer<br />
<br />
With a middle order of Dhoni and Yuvi<br />
more dangerous than radiations of UV<br />
<br />
King of the spin Bhajji is essential<br />
while the smile of Sreesanth was just vestigial<br />
<br />
On the field we are agile like a snake<br />
we can make a mountain look like a cake<br />
<br />
We lost the toss and had some bad luck<br />
but we were destined to win the world cup<br />
<br />
It was a team effort and everybody was equal<br />
and if this rap works I am writing a sequel<br />
<br />
Wanna criticize,save it for other time<br />
dude this is a rap not a nursery rhyme<br />
<br />
Some say i am a clown and think me as a trash can<br />
perhaps they should see what Joker did to Batman<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
</div>ASITGODhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01046875877798008343noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3928324151120478803.post-47730649190800949282011-03-31T11:00:00.000-07:002011-04-01T03:15:36.276-07:00SACHIN RAP<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">His name is Sachin,born with a bat,<br />
not to defend but to attack<br />
<br />
From the helmet to the pads<br />
he plays for the nation not for the ads<br />
<br />
Be it Akhtar or Bret lee<br />
he hits the ball where no one can see<br />
<br />
<br />
It doesn't matter how is the crease<br />
he has worked hard to bat with ease <br />
<br />
His height is low but morals are high<br />
which clearly shows his no of allies<br />
<br />
Be it one day or a test<br />
he is GOD but still modest<br />
<br />
Outside the ground he does charity<br />
but on the pitch he defies gravity<br />
<br />
He thinks with his brains not with his junk<br />
In his class even Warne will flunk<br />
<br />
He is consistent like a sage<br />
with an average greater than his age<br />
<br />
Learn from Sachin,through the tons he has made<br />
Its not about the luck but success is Pre-paid<br />
<br />
</div>ASITGODhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01046875877798008343noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3928324151120478803.post-22360195857849492002010-11-26T04:21:00.000-08:002010-11-26T04:21:26.061-08:00THE RIGHT THINGWhenever someone tells <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">you to do the RIGHT THING he/she is telling </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">you to do what the</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">y want </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">you to do.In realit</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">y the right/wrong and morals are all a personal opinion.One particular thing ma</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">y be perfectl</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">y right according to someone while someone else ma</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">y think that it is highl</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">y immoral to do.For example a thief ma</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">y think it is right to steal while the one getting robbed will obviousl</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">y think otherwise. </span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">I don't know wh</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">y these things are standardized b</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">y people.And don't get me started on Law.There are onl</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">y two t</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">ype of people who don't break the Law.One are those who respect the Law(which are quite less in percentage).While most don't break the Law because the</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">y are too afraid of getting caught.</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 13px;">Man</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">y</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 13px;"> also sa</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">y that the TRUTH alwa</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">ys triumphs or Sat</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">yameva Ja</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">yate.But the</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">y are actuall</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">y pla</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">ying a cruel trick on </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">you.All that is just a piece of bullshit.It is alwa</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">ys the BETTER that wins.Because Truth and Lie aka (Sach aur Jhoot) are just facts while RIGHT AND WRONG are personal opinions.Never get confused between TRUTH/LIE and RIGHT/WRONG as the</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">y are independent of each other.All the ancient histor</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">y and most of the fictions want </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">you to believe that GOOD people alwa</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">ys win and BAD people die in the end. But the fact is that the</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">y don't die because the</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">y are BAD,the</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">y die because the</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">y are not good at it.</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 13px;">So what should one do?</span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 13px;">I think ever</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">yone should do what the</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">y think is RIGHT and should not bother about the morals because morals come from heart and ever</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">yone has a unique heart</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">.Otherwise the</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">y are just cowards.And no matter what </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">you do alwa</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">ys tr</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">y to get better.Even if </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">you are the best,it doesn't mean </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">you are good enough.</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">LIFE ME KUCH BHI KARO STUDAPE SE KARO.....AGAR BHEEK BHI MANGNI HAI TO AISE MAANGO KI DEENE WALE KO BHI LAGE KI WO BHEEK NAHI INVESTMENT KAR RAHA HAI.</span>ASITGODhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01046875877798008343noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3928324151120478803.post-76812268765165984362010-11-13T06:40:00.000-08:002010-11-13T06:40:59.424-08:00GOD vs SATAN<div>This is what happened when i was travelling from kgp to baroda<br />
I thought it would be too boring as none of my friends were in the train...<br />
I was listening my i pod and suddenly a boy of around half my age poked me<br />
i said "what"<br />
Boy-tell me a story...<br />
Me-are u kidding me..<br />
Boy-hey i am a kid ..kidding is my right....but i am not..<br />
Me- go to your parents.....<br />
Boy-they are asleep...<br />
Me-so you go and sleep....<br />
Boy(snatches my ipod)-if you dont tell me a story i will throw it outside...<br />
i was shocked....the boy was a genius<br />
Me-ok fine...what kind of story you want to hear...<br />
Boy-what do you have<br />
Me-what do you want...<br />
Boy-what are my options....<br />
Me-you have 2 options...give my ipod now or listen to what i tell<br />
Boy-ok...tell me<br />
<br />
so here goes my story...<br />
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</div><div><br />
</div><div>"</div><div>God and Satan are in a fight to decide who rules the earth...</div>both God and Satan are very tired during the fight....both don't see the outcome of the fight...<br />
<div><br />
</div><div>Satan-see this isnt going anywhere....</div><div>God- i see....we will be so tired that earth will have no ruler....</div><div>Satan-lets settle this then....</div><div>God-how?</div><div>Satan-i dont know...why do i always have to think...</div><div>God-ok..let me think..yeah ...you agree that i am the controller of good and you are the controller of evil...</div><div>Satan..yes..but what that has to do anything to do with this fight.....</div><div>God-it is important ...let the one who is more committed to his belief be the winner...</div><div>Satan-seems fair...</div><div>God-ok let me go first...</div><div>Satan-why do you get to go first?</div><div>God-do you want to go first?</div><div>Satan(hesitates)-no..</div><div>God-then shut ur mouth...</div><div><br />
</div><div> </div><div>God-The magnitude of good in this world is always greater than that of evil......</div><div>Satan-how do you figure....</div><div>God-because statistics show that more people believe in me than you and that too by a huge difference..so i win </div><div></div><div>Satan-but we agreed that who is more committed to ones belief will be the winner...</div><div>God-so what.....people on earth don't believe you...so your belief is weak</div><div>Satan-my belief does not require people to believe in me..so you are wrong...</div><div></div><div></div><div>God-okay i do good things to everyone one the planet..</div><div>Satan-so what.....i do bad things to everyone...</div><div>God-there it is...u don't discriminate people while doing evil....discrimination is a part of evil....that means you are not pure evil ...you have some voids...</div><div><br />
</div><div>And that is how god defeated Satan.. </div><div>"<br />
The kid was yawning </div><div>Me- so how do you like the story..</div><div>Boy-it sucked...now i am really feeling sleepy..</div><div>Me-Of course it sucks...it is a kid story...but whats important is what you learn from it...so tell me...what is the moral?</div><div>Boy-good always wins over bad..</div><div>Me-no,thats not the moral....the moral is....god is a great politician... </div><div>Boy-So am i....(and runs away with my ipod).....<br />
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THE END<br />
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Ab mujhe neend aa rahi hai </div><div><br />
</div>ASITGODhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01046875877798008343noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3928324151120478803.post-9922957586963769632010-11-01T20:09:00.000-07:002010-11-08T23:29:59.681-08:00Secret of HappinessWhen i was in class 10th ever<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #333333; font-family: Georgia, Utopia, 'Palatino Linotype', Palatino, serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 21px;">yone used to tell me "Stud</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #333333; font-family: Georgia, Utopia, 'Palatino Linotype', Palatino, serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 21px;">y for the boards.After that </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #333333; font-family: Georgia, Utopia, 'Palatino Linotype', Palatino, serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 21px;">you will be free.</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #333333; font-family: Georgia, Utopia, 'Palatino Linotype', Palatino, serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 21px;">".I studied hard hoping for future happiness.As soon as i finished m</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #333333; font-family: Georgia, Utopia, 'Palatino Linotype', Palatino, serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 21px;">y board exams i joined Bansals.The</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #333333; font-family: Georgia, Utopia, 'Palatino Linotype', Palatino, serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 21px;">y said "Stud</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #333333; font-family: Georgia, Utopia, 'Palatino Linotype', Palatino, serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 21px;">y hard for just 2 </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #333333; font-family: Georgia, Utopia, 'Palatino Linotype', Palatino, serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 21px;">years.After </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #333333; font-family: Georgia, Utopia, 'Palatino Linotype', Palatino, serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 21px;">you clear JEE </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #333333; font-family: Georgia, Utopia, 'Palatino Linotype', Palatino, serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 21px;">you can do whatever </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #333333; font-family: Georgia, Utopia, 'Palatino Linotype', Palatino, serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 21px;">you want and </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #333333; font-family: Georgia, Utopia, 'Palatino Linotype', Palatino, serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 21px;">you will be happ</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #333333; font-family: Georgia, Utopia, 'Palatino Linotype', Palatino, serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 21px;">y." After entering IIT profs tell </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #333333; font-family: Georgia, Utopia, 'Palatino Linotype', Palatino, serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 21px;">you the same thing and after getting a JOB </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #333333; font-family: Georgia, Utopia, 'Palatino Linotype', Palatino, serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 21px;">your boss will be no different to </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #333333; font-family: Georgia, Utopia, 'Palatino Linotype', Palatino, serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 21px;">you.</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #333333; font-family: Georgia, Utopia, 'Palatino Linotype', Palatino, serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 21px;"> And one da</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #333333; font-family: Georgia, Utopia, 'Palatino Linotype', Palatino, serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 21px;">y on </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #333333; font-family: Georgia, Utopia, 'Palatino Linotype', Palatino, serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 21px;">your deathbed </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #333333; font-family: Georgia, Utopia, 'Palatino Linotype', Palatino, serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 21px;">you will wonder "What did i do in life."</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #333333; font-family: Georgia, Utopia, 'Palatino Linotype', Palatino, serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 21px;">Listening to the people all the time is going to take </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #333333; font-family: Georgia, Utopia, 'Palatino Linotype', Palatino, serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 21px;">you nowhere.People are using happiness as a bait so that </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #333333; font-family: Georgia, Utopia, 'Palatino Linotype', Palatino, serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 21px;">you follow them around and wipe their ass.Happiness is not about satisf</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #333333; font-family: Georgia, Utopia, 'Palatino Linotype', Palatino, serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 21px;">ying others,its about satisf</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #333333; font-family: Georgia, Utopia, 'Palatino Linotype', Palatino, serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 21px;">ying </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #333333; font-family: Georgia, Utopia, 'Palatino Linotype', Palatino, serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 21px;">yourself</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #333333; font-family: Georgia, Utopia, 'Palatino Linotype', Palatino, serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 21px;">.TOTAL Happiness is the integration of the "dx" happiness </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #333333; font-family: Georgia, Utopia, 'Palatino Linotype', Palatino, serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 21px;">you get ever</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #333333; font-family: Georgia, Utopia, 'Palatino Linotype', Palatino, serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 21px;">yda</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #333333; font-family: Georgia, Utopia, 'Palatino Linotype', Palatino, serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 21px;">y.People get so involved in their future plans that the</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #333333; font-family: Georgia, Utopia, 'Palatino Linotype', Palatino, serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 21px;">y</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #333333; font-family: Georgia, Utopia, 'Palatino Linotype', Palatino, serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 21px;"> forget the importance of this "dx" element.Think and work hard for what </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #333333; font-family: Georgia, Utopia, 'Palatino Linotype', Palatino, serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 21px;">you actuall</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #333333; font-family: Georgia, Utopia, 'Palatino Linotype', Palatino, serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 21px;">y like and do this dail</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #333333; font-family: Georgia, Utopia, 'Palatino Linotype', Palatino, serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 21px;">y.I assure </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #333333; font-family: Georgia, Utopia, 'Palatino Linotype', Palatino, serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 21px;">you that when </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #333333; font-family: Georgia, Utopia, 'Palatino Linotype', Palatino, serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 21px;">you fulfill these things </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #333333; font-family: Georgia, Utopia, 'Palatino Linotype', Palatino, serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 21px;">you will get immense satisfaction.As a personal example it took me over a month to learn this but i can never forget the da</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #333333; font-family: Georgia, Utopia, 'Palatino Linotype', Palatino, serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 21px;">y i was able to do it for the first time .</span><br />
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</div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #333333; font-family: Georgia, Utopia, 'Palatino Linotype', Palatino, serif; font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px; line-height: 21px;">This ma</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #333333; font-family: Georgia, Utopia, 'Palatino Linotype', Palatino, serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 21px;">y seem to be stupid to </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #333333; font-family: Georgia, Utopia, 'Palatino Linotype', Palatino, serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 21px;">you but </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #333333; font-family: Georgia, Utopia, 'Palatino Linotype', Palatino, serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 21px;">you know what,i don't give a rats ass.Happiness varies person to person.People work all their life hoping for a Happ</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #333333; font-family: Georgia, Utopia, 'Palatino Linotype', Palatino, serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 21px;">y Ending.But i don't care just about happ</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #333333; font-family: Georgia, Utopia, 'Palatino Linotype', Palatino, serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 21px;">y ending.I want to be happ</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #333333; font-family: Georgia, Utopia, 'Palatino Linotype', Palatino, serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 21px;">y till the ending.</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #333333; font-family: Georgia, Utopia, 'Palatino Linotype', Palatino, serif; font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px; line-height: 21px;">The moral here is that if </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #333333; font-family: Georgia, Utopia, 'Palatino Linotype', Palatino, serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 21px;">you want to be happ</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #333333; font-family: Georgia, Utopia, 'Palatino Linotype', Palatino, serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 21px;">y throughout </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #333333; font-family: Georgia, Utopia, 'Palatino Linotype', Palatino, serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 21px;">your life don't care too much about what others expect from </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #333333; font-family: Georgia, Utopia, 'Palatino Linotype', Palatino, serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 21px;">you.Trust </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #333333; font-family: Georgia, Utopia, 'Palatino Linotype', Palatino, serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 21px;">your instincts and fight for </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #333333; font-family: Georgia, Utopia, 'Palatino Linotype', Palatino, serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 21px;">your passion</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #333333; font-family: Georgia, Utopia, 'Palatino Linotype', Palatino, serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 21px;"> and i guarantee that one da</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #333333; font-family: Georgia, Utopia, 'Palatino Linotype', Palatino, serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 21px;">y </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #333333; font-family: Georgia, Utopia, 'Palatino Linotype', Palatino, serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 21px;">your heart will hug </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #333333; font-family: Georgia, Utopia, 'Palatino Linotype', Palatino, serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 21px;">your brain.Thats wh</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #333333; font-family: Georgia, Utopia, 'Palatino Linotype', Palatino, serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 21px;">y i sa</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #333333; font-family: Georgia, Utopia, 'Palatino Linotype', Palatino, serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 21px;">y "APNA KAAM BANTA,TO BHAD ME JAE JUNTA" (There is a dirtier version of this quote but i wont mention it in this blog)</span>ASITGODhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01046875877798008343noreply@blogger.com9tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3928324151120478803.post-10802523436628410902010-10-27T08:11:00.000-07:002010-10-30T19:39:05.463-07:00JUST DO IT<div><br />
</div><div><div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;">In ever<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #333333; font-family: Georgia, Utopia, 'Palatino Linotype', Palatino, serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 21px;">y stage of </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #333333; font-family: Georgia, Utopia, 'Palatino Linotype', Palatino, serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 21px;">your life people are going to sa</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #333333; font-family: Georgia, Utopia, 'Palatino Linotype', Palatino, serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 21px;">y to </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 19px;">you</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #333333; font-family: Georgia, Utopia, 'Palatino Linotype', Palatino, serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 21px;"> "</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #333333; font-family: Georgia, Utopia, 'Palatino Linotype', Palatino, serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 21px;">you cant"....and b</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #333333; font-family: Georgia, Utopia, 'Palatino Linotype', Palatino, serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 21px;">y "people" i not onl</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #333333; font-family: Georgia, Utopia, 'Palatino Linotype', Palatino, serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 21px;">y mean people in general....i mean </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #333333; font-family: Georgia, Utopia, 'Palatino Linotype', Palatino, serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 21px;">your friends,close relatives,famous theories and even </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #333333; font-family: Georgia, Utopia, 'Palatino Linotype', Palatino, serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 21px;">your brain is going to sa</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #333333; font-family: Georgia, Utopia, 'Palatino Linotype', Palatino, serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 21px;">y these words....but before this thought reaches </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #333333; font-family: Georgia, Utopia, 'Palatino Linotype', Palatino, serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 21px;">your heart i want </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #333333; font-family: Georgia, Utopia, 'Palatino Linotype', Palatino, serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 21px;">you to ask </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #333333; font-family: Georgia, Utopia, 'Palatino Linotype', Palatino, serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 21px;">yourself one question "have </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #333333; font-family: Georgia, Utopia, 'Palatino Linotype', Palatino, serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 21px;">you even tried?"</span></div><div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #333333; font-family: Georgia, Utopia, 'Palatino Linotype', Palatino, serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 21px;"> The onl</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #333333; font-family: Georgia, Utopia, 'Palatino Linotype', Palatino, serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 21px;">y limit in this world is that there are no limits. All other limits are meant to be crossed and records are meant to broken.Being a sportsman i have realized that "</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #333333; font-family: Georgia, Utopia, 'Palatino Linotype', Palatino, serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 21px;">you are not what </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #333333; font-family: Georgia, Utopia, 'Palatino Linotype', Palatino, serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 21px;">you think </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #333333; font-family: Georgia, Utopia, 'Palatino Linotype', Palatino, serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 21px;">you are,</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #333333; font-family: Georgia, Utopia, 'Palatino Linotype', Palatino, serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 21px;">you are alwa</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #333333; font-family: Georgia, Utopia, 'Palatino Linotype', Palatino, serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 21px;">ys better".So the bigger </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #333333; font-family: Georgia, Utopia, 'Palatino Linotype', Palatino, serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 21px;">you think the greater will be </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #333333; font-family: Georgia, Utopia, 'Palatino Linotype', Palatino, serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 21px;">your potential. </span></div><div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #333333; font-family: Georgia, Utopia, 'Palatino Linotype', Palatino, serif; font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px; line-height: 21px;">Man</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #333333; font-family: Georgia, Utopia, 'Palatino Linotype', Palatino, serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 21px;">y times during rallies i thought that it would be impossible for me to reach the shuttle but eventuall</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #333333; font-family: Georgia, Utopia, 'Palatino Linotype', Palatino, serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 21px;">y i have surprised m</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #333333; font-family: Georgia, Utopia, 'Palatino Linotype', Palatino, serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 21px;">yself..although i wasn't able to reach the next shuttle because i was too much startled b</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #333333; font-family: Georgia, Utopia, 'Palatino Linotype', Palatino, serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 21px;">y m</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #333333; font-family: Georgia, Utopia, 'Palatino Linotype', Palatino, serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 21px;">y reach...</span></div><div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #333333; font-family: Georgia, Utopia, 'Palatino Linotype', Palatino, serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 21px;"><br />
</span></div><div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #333333; font-family: Georgia, Utopia, 'Palatino Linotype', Palatino, serif; font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px; line-height: 21px;">Man</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #333333; font-family: Georgia, Utopia, 'Palatino Linotype', Palatino, serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 21px;">y people claim to be optimistic but in realit</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #333333; font-family: Georgia, Utopia, 'Palatino Linotype', Palatino, serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 21px;">y most of them are not.Sometimes i have observed m</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #333333; font-family: Georgia, Utopia, 'Palatino Linotype', Palatino, serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 21px;">y friends who had and still have great vision,but there is </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #333333; font-family: Georgia, Utopia, 'Palatino Linotype', Palatino, serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 21px;">no action from their side.I Often ask them "Its such an awesome idea.Wh</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #333333; font-family: Georgia, Utopia, 'Palatino Linotype', Palatino, serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 21px;">y don't </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #333333; font-family: Georgia, Utopia, 'Palatino Linotype', Palatino, serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 21px;">you do it" and i get disappointed b</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #333333; font-family: Georgia, Utopia, 'Palatino Linotype', Palatino, serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 21px;">y their repl</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #333333; font-family: Georgia, Utopia, 'Palatino Linotype', Palatino, serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 21px;">y ie"If it were such a great idea then wh</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #333333; font-family: Georgia, Utopia, 'Palatino Linotype', Palatino, serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 21px;">y didn't an</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #333333; font-family: Georgia, Utopia, 'Palatino Linotype', Palatino, serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 21px;">yone in the past did it"....I mean how can </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #333333; font-family: Georgia, Utopia, 'Palatino Linotype', Palatino, serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 21px;">you underestimate </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #333333; font-family: Georgia, Utopia, 'Palatino Linotype', Palatino, serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 21px;">yourself like that.Don't </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #333333; font-family: Georgia, Utopia, 'Palatino Linotype', Palatino, serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 21px;">you have an</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #333333; font-family: Georgia, Utopia, 'Palatino Linotype', Palatino, serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 21px;">y self respect.....I am not claiming to be perfect here but i reall</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #333333; font-family: Georgia, Utopia, 'Palatino Linotype', Palatino, serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 21px;">y think people should believe in themselves..</span></div><div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #333333; font-family: Georgia, Utopia, 'Palatino Linotype', Palatino, serif; font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 14px; line-height: 21px;">One thing i have learnt from this experience is that change is going to happen no matter what....wh</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #333333; font-family: Georgia, Utopia, 'Palatino Linotype', Palatino, serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 21px;">y don't </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #333333; font-family: Georgia, Utopia, 'Palatino Linotype', Palatino, serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 21px;">you be the reason for it.....</span></div><div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #333333; font-family: Georgia, Utopia, 'Palatino Linotype', Palatino, serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 21px;"><br />
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</div></div>ASITGODhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01046875877798008343noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3928324151120478803.post-31646519607272234352010-10-06T05:13:00.000-07:002010-10-06T05:13:36.550-07:00POINT OF VIEWLet me tell you a story of a man who lost his eye in an accident...He was highly depressed.....After few days he committed suicide.....Here i quote his suicide note...."I lost my eye in an accident....i was depressed but still had a will to survive.....then yesterday i saw a man who was blind since his birth........then i realized that he didn't know what he was missing....but i do....and that it killing me inside.....so here i eliminate the pain forever"<br />
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I am sure you think that the guy is stupid..Of course he was...no questions about that.....he was the biggest idiot on the ass of the earth...yeah he doesn't deserve to be on the face of the earth....But he has done something which always inspires me when i feel low..<br />
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Whenever i fail to do what i had planned....whenever i have a hard time .....whenever life kicks me in the face,ass,or the nuts .....i think about the man from the above story...which makes me feels so much better about myself......<br />
Everything depends on the point of view....One says "oh my god....exams"...Other says "wow ....no more labs "<br />
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The moral is that always try to see the bright side no matter what position you are in ....you know why ...because it gives happiness and you know what is more important than happiness ..........NOTHING ....ASITGODhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01046875877798008343noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3928324151120478803.post-43221040340316428002010-09-25T02:27:00.000-07:002010-09-25T10:03:09.896-07:00My Way<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">i am gonna take the high wa</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 19px;">y</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 19px;">no matter how much toll i have to pa</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 19px;">y </span><br />
<div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 19px;">i dont give a crap to what u sa</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 19px;">y </span></div><div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 19px;">i m gonna do it m</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 19px;">y wa</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 19px;">y </span></div><div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 19px;"><br />
</span></div><div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 19px;">i know that people hate me</span></div><div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: sans-serif; font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 13px; line-height: 19px;">and critics alwa</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: medium; line-height: normal;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 19px;">ys underestimate me</span></span></div><div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 19px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: medium; line-height: normal;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 19px;">you think </span></span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 19px;">you</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 19px;"> are better then fight me</span></div><div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 19px;">cant even do that then just bite me</span></div><div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 19px;"><br />
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</span></span></div><div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: sans-serif; font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 13px; line-height: 19px;">this is not just another verse</span></span></div><div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: sans-serif; font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 13px; line-height: 19px;">i m gonna take the whole universe </span></span></div><div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: sans-serif; font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 13px; line-height: 19px;">even if its cigar or the milk</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 19px;">y wa</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 19px;">y </span></div><div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 19px;">i am gonna do it m</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 19px;">y wa</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 19px;">y </span></div><div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 19px;"><br />
</span></div><div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: sans-serif; font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 13px; line-height: 19px;">i am gonna break the mountain </span></span></div><div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: sans-serif; font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 13px; line-height: 19px;">till the lava comes out like fountain</span></span></div><div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: sans-serif; font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 13px; line-height: 19px;">i dare devil to cross m</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 19px;">y lane</span></div><div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: sans-serif; font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 13px; line-height: 19px;">he dosent know what i contain </span></span></div><div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: sans-serif; font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 13px; line-height: 19px;"><br />
</span></span></div><div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: sans-serif; font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 13px; line-height: 19px;">i am gonna take the sk</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 19px;">ywa</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 19px;">y</span></div><div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 19px;">i got the wings now.. wat u sa</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 19px;">y</span></div><div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 19px;">i dont believe in </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 19px;">your cliche</span></div><div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 19px;">i am gonna do it m</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 19px;">y wa</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 19px;">y</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 19px;">all suggestions are welcome...i will tr</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 19px;">y to make it better....also there is a possibilit</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 19px;">y of a rap-- courtes</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 19px;">y pankaj </span><br />
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