GOD vs SATAN

This is what happened when i was travelling from kgp to baroda
I thought it would be too boring as none of my friends were in the train...
I was listening my i pod and suddenly a boy of around  half my age poked me
i said "what"
Boy-tell me a story...
Me-are u kidding me..
Boy-hey i am a kid ..kidding is my right....but i am not..
Me- go to your parents.....
Boy-they are asleep...
Me-so you go and sleep....
Boy(snatches my ipod)-if you dont tell me a story i will throw it outside...
i was shocked....the boy was a genius
Me-ok fine...what kind of story you want to hear...
Boy-what do you have
Me-what do you want...
Boy-what are my options....
Me-you have 2 options...give my ipod now or listen to what i tell
Boy-ok...tell me

so here goes my story...

"

God and Satan are in a fight to decide who rules the earth...

both God and Satan are very tired during the fight....both don't see the outcome of the fight...

Satan-see this isnt going anywhere....

God- i see....we will be so tired that earth will have no ruler....

Satan-lets settle this then....

God-how?

Satan-i dont know...why do i always have to think...

God-ok..let me think..yeah ...you agree that i am the controller of good and you are the controller of evil...

Satan..yes..but what that has to do anything to do with this fight.....

God-it is important ...let the one who is more committed to his belief be the winner...

Satan-seems fair...

God-ok let me go first...

Satan-why do you get to go first?

God-do you want to go first?

Satan(hesitates)-no..

God-then shut ur mouth...

                

God-The magnitude of good in this world is always greater than that of evil......

Satan-how do you figure....

God-because statistics show that more people believe in me than you and that too by a huge difference..so i win  

Satan-but we agreed that who is more committed to ones belief will be the winner...

God-so what.....people on earth don't believe you...so your belief is weak

Satan-my belief does not require people to believe in me..so you are wrong...

God-okay i do good things to everyone one the planet..

Satan-so what.....i do bad things to everyone...

God-there it is...u don't discriminate people while doing evil....discrimination is a part of evil....that means you are not pure evil ...you have some voids...

And that is how god defeated Satan..              

"
The kid was yawning

Me- so how do you like the story..

Boy-it sucked...now i am really feeling sleepy..

Me-Of course it sucks...it is a kid story...but whats important is what you learn from it...so tell me...what is the moral?

Boy-good always wins over bad..

Me-no,thats not the moral....the moral is....god is a great politician...  

Boy-So am i....(and runs away with my ipod).....

                          THE END

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