Friday, August 26, 2011

Anna RAP

Not to be sold,Ought to be told
Story of this brave 74 year old

Served the army,now saving the nation
name is a craze on every radio station

Na koi gandhi na hai ye jinnah
anna hai naya itihaas ka panna

Koi sirf banata muddon par filme
badlaav vahi layega jiske kranti ho dil me
Aisi thi power us atma ke Will me
Pahunch gae saikdon samarthak unse milne

Na gaddi ka lalach,na khyati apne naam ki
anna ne to bas itni si mang ki
ki rehne do salamat bharat maa ki bindiya
mat banao bharat ko current team india

Par wo log kahan anna ki baat ko maante
Corruption unki daulat hai ye baat jaante

They were already rich,even then they stole cash
May be their assholes are bigger than our whole ass

But they cant break us coz we are not gonna bow
The pH of my blood is close to unity now

This war against corruption is not an auction
Hiding or fencesitting here is not an option

Either you are out or you are in
there is no room for recycle bin

They had their way enough,its time to go down
Those clowns can't hide anymore in Sonia's gown

Unhone socha kya ukhadegi ye janta aam
Khud ko samajh rahe the wo badam
Na jaane kya kya tarike aajmaye
par aam ki iss guthli ko na nigal paye

Anna ke anshan ne uda di unki bhook
dekho kaise palat raha takdir ka ye rookh

Anna ki andhi Jan lokpal bill ne
bhaga dia DK Bose Sarkar ko bill me

Aj ek hazare,kal hazaron honge anna
nichod diye jayenge apraadhi jaise ganna

Agar dil me koi kranti ho dost,to zara jigar bhi dikhaiye
Sirf tempo se kuch nahi hota,Beep me dum bhi hona chahie

Friday, August 19, 2011

The Internship Story

"Ab dobaara maa ka doodh piyunga" were my first words when i got an internship at Mother Dairy @ Gandhinagar,although it never really happened.
Since the brand Amul is so popular my expectations were humongous.The working hours started from 9 so i reported 15 minutes early on my first day to make a good first impression.To my surprise i was asked to sit on the sofa and wait.After an hour i enquired about my status and i was told to relax till the procedure was done.At lunch time it was told "tumhara kaam ho raha hai " and 5  they said "kal se Ice Cream plant me aa jana ".On the first day itself i realized how good place IIT Kgp is.
I wasn't expecting anything worth happening in the next 8 weeks of internship only to realize that things don't happen by expecting.Soon i observed that the purpose of taking interns here was the shortage of labourers.The trainees were asked to do what labourers do-from packing to filling.They said that by this we will get a first on experience on how the production is done.I didn't protest as i needed the Certi and i couldn't have got internship elsewhere.
The temperature in the ice cream plant was around 20 and outside it was hot over 40.The process of going inside was like human pasteurization.Here the labourers are treated like slaves.They have to work for 8 hours and their wages per hour are even less than the legal drinking age.The main reason for this situation was the lack of unity among the workers.The situation is analogous to India against Corruption.

Apart from tiresome moments there were peaceful and nail-biting moments too.Since we handled Ice Creams,we had the opportunity to eat them(of course not legally).We used to go to a place where there were no cameras.And like an overconfident thief we thought that we were invincible.But surprise surprise-whenever something can go wrong,it does-Murphy's Law.I was almost dismissed from training.They also accused me of doing "chumma chaati" with a co-intern.I don't know from what angle they saw us but my mouth was definitely enjoying the layers of Sundae.And the girl was not even hot.Just because i am a Kgpian doesn't mean i am a despo.
Good or Bad it doesn't matter now.What matters is that it is over and i am over it.

Friday, August 12, 2011

Khoya Khoya Chand Song Spoof-Aya Aya Don

Aya Aya Don ,
khaike...banaras ka paan

Picture super-hit ho jaegi
Chammak challo jo naach dikhaegi ..o ho. ho ...Aya Aya Don ------1

Filmon ki....
hai dheemi gati ....
filmon ki hai dheemi gati...slow and steady hai jeet ki kadi,
box office pe aag jo lagi to usko to bujhao ..o ho ..ho ..

Aya Aya Don ....


Billu ki..
hajamat hui .....
billu ki hajamat hui....lekin  rab ki jodi chali ....
MNIK ne matki phodi to tum bhi aazmaalo ..oho ho...

ye hai baadshah ...  laakhon dilon kaa.....
dushman ki bas ek hai galti....
dushman hai iska...wo yahi ...oho....
Aya Aya Don ........

Sitare chale....
director dare
sitare chale director dare iske ek ishare pe...
chaaro taraf bauchaare pade...isko tum pehchano

Aya aya Don ...chodke Rom-Com
Police ab bhi na dhund payegiii.....
Maa behen  unify ho jaegi oho.....Aya Aya Don  ...


Friday, August 5, 2011

Exam Rap

You have paper and pen
     gotta pay per second
    wont come again
minutes have past
you don't know what
to write,you got one shot
sweat on your forehead
are tears you ain't shed
lesson you ain't learnt
lessened your hard word
wish you worked harder
you know you are smarter
this ain't no garden
piss ain't fertilizer
what is the point now
how to regain time
there is no answer
what a disaster
life is a bitch
but you ain't its master
apart from wishing you studied in time
spitting this shit in your empty mind

Why do i cry now,why didn't i try
treated every class like a lullaby
there is only sigh now and a goodbye
can only wait for my tears to dry

Life ain't your tantrum
you are pubic dandruff
feeling like worthless
coz you don't know shit
neither a lead,nor even a sidekick
you are a spotboy in superflop flick
there is no outfit to hide your sorrow
nor slight hope for better tomorrow
even a sparrow is luckier than you
it can fly sky high,you can't be rescued
there is no excuse for this situation
you got screwed by your invitation
you are a patient,there is no doctor
have to be patient,healer is within you
treat every moment like it is brand new
         and past wont last unless you let it
convert tears in work and try to sweat it
try to make most gain
from this hour old pain
and i promise you won't say this again

Why do i cry now,why didn't i try
treated every class like a lullaby
there is only sigh now and a goodbye
can only wait for my tears to dry