I am after Federer and I am after Federer

Andy Murray was seen in full re-vengeance mode after defeating former world no 1 Djokovic recently."Djoker ka ,Rafa ka,sub ka badla lega ye Andy" quoted Murray inspired by GOW.Murray has stepped up to the challenge after a plaintive loss at Wimbledon.But he still blames Asit Godbole for deQuadirizing Federer and the officials for closing the roof."They disconnected me from God.That is so cruel".
Quite agitated on asked about being the favourite Brit, he says "Just prefixing it great dosn't make it that.It has to be made great by people like me"."Instead of supporting me the crowd should hoot Roger out of the match.I guarantee you that after our match the phrase "Roger that" will be extinct and so will Roger.A new phrase "hurray Murray" is coming soon" he continued.
Well i personally want Federer to punish Murray for making slighting remarks.This will add kerosene to his wounds and light it.


PS-All the statements made above are purely fictitious and any resemblance to truth only makes me awesomer. 

Fear?...Check ✓

What is fear?It is the state of being afraid.If you are afraid to lose,it means you have definitely not lost yet.If you have lost,there is no fear.Fear ensures your chance to win.Fear is hope.Fear is opportunity.Fear is the path to win.When you overcome fear,you gain victory.And to overcome fear,fear is a prerequisite(not Mountain Dew).
It is okay,not to be fearless.It is also good that you have wasted a lot of chances.But if you remorse over the lost opportunities,you just lost another one.
Grab every chance to fight fear.Dare to get scared and then drop it like a bad habit.

Chikni Chameli-Alternate Lyrics

Isk ki beer ka, ye badan to bas chakna hai.......(chakna=complimentary snack)
Iski garmi me hai asli,maal usko bhi chakhna re

Bijli se jaldi ,tujhko jannat dikhane aayi
Isko chakh ke tu jaldi bhaag,
kyunki Munna hai mera bhaaai

Ayi chikni chameli,bikni pehen,Udaane teri kamai--4 times



Rangeen sham ka jaam hun pyaare
Aaisi masti chadhadungi mai
Dil se bhi gehre sagar me dubki lagwadungi mai

Banjar dilon me chaahat ki fasloon ko ugati hun mai
Khanjar jaise is jisam  se hi unko kaatungi  mai

Agneepath ka mai trailer hun,
Nashe ki retailer hun

Agneepath ka mai trailer hun,
Nashe ki retailer hun
Mujh se khud ko sek le jaraa

Khud ke-hi bukhaaron ka,mai paara chadhane aayi
Tere jaise-2 hazaaron ke,mai baara bajaane aayi


Ayi chikni chameli,bikni pehen,Udaane teri kamai--4 times 


Mere tirchi nazroon pe ,bol bacchan bhi hakla hai
Meri khushboo ko chakh ke,jungli sher bhi ab bakra hai

Is Dirty Picture ka,Abla parda uthaane aayi
Teri dil ke beaton ka,husni tabla bajaane aayi

Ayi chikni chameli,bikni pehen,Udaane teri kamai--4 times 

Impossible

How to state whether a particular task is possible or not?It is simple to prove that it is possible.How?Do it.
If you want to prove that it is impossible,first you have to give your 100% and fail.Only then you can say that it is impossible.But the moment you say this,you have proved that you have not given your 100%.Because giving 100% excludes you from accepting failure.
This shows that it is not possible to prove the impossibility of a task.
      Everybody knows the time value of money but one has to understand that time is the biggest asset,not money.You have to consider the time value of time too.The more time you have spent the more is the value of each succeeding moment.For example in an objective exam,the last second bubble is almost priceless. If you don't understand the value of this asset(i.e time)  then you are it's liability.And there is nobody who doesn't want to get rid of their liabilities,especially not time.So instead of saying "it is impossible", why don't you rather prove otherwise?It is more likely that you will succeed.

Anna RAP

Not to be sold,Ought to be told
Story of this brave 74 year old

Served the army,now saving the nation
name is a craze on every radio station

Na koi gandhi na hai ye jinnah
anna hai naya itihaas ka panna

Koi sirf banata muddon par filme
badlaav vahi layega jiske kranti ho dil me
Aisi thi power us atma ke Will me
Pahunch gae saikdon samarthak unse milne

Na gaddi ka lalach,na khyati apne naam ki
anna ne to bas itni si mang ki
ki rehne do salamat bharat maa ki bindiya
mat banao bharat ko current team india

Par wo log kahan anna ki baat ko maante
Corruption unki daulat hai ye baat jaante

They were already rich,even then they stole cash
May be their assholes are bigger than our whole ass

But they cant break us coz we are not gonna bow
The pH of my blood is close to unity now

This war against corruption is not an auction
Hiding or fencesitting here is not an option

Either you are out or you are in
there is no room for recycle bin

They had their way enough,its time to go down
Those clowns can't hide anymore in Sonia's gown

Unhone socha kya ukhadegi ye janta aam
Khud ko samajh rahe the wo badam
Na jaane kya kya tarike aajmaye
par aam ki iss guthli ko na nigal paye

Anna ke anshan ne uda di unki bhook
dekho kaise palat raha takdir ka ye rookh

Anna ki andhi Jan lokpal bill ne
bhaga dia DK Bose Sarkar ko bill me

Aj ek hazare,kal hazaron honge anna
nichod diye jayenge apraadhi jaise ganna

Agar dil me koi kranti ho dost,to zara jigar bhi dikhaiye
Sirf tempo se kuch nahi hota,Beep me dum bhi hona chahie

The Internship Story

"Ab dobaara maa ka doodh piyunga" were my first words when i got an internship at Mother Dairy @ Gandhinagar,although it never really happened.
Since the brand Amul is so popular my expectations were humongous.The working hours started from 9 so i reported 15 minutes early on my first day to make a good first impression.To my surprise i was asked to sit on the sofa and wait.After an hour i enquired about my status and i was told to relax till the procedure was done.At lunch time it was told "tumhara kaam ho raha hai " and 5  they said "kal se Ice Cream plant me aa jana ".On the first day itself i realized how good place IIT Kgp is.
I wasn't expecting anything worth happening in the next 8 weeks of internship only to realize that things don't happen by expecting.Soon i observed that the purpose of taking interns here was the shortage of labourers.The trainees were asked to do what labourers do-from packing to filling.They said that by this we will get a first on experience on how the production is done.I didn't protest as i needed the Certi and i couldn't have got internship elsewhere.
The temperature in the ice cream plant was around 20 and outside it was hot over 40.The process of going inside was like human pasteurization.Here the labourers are treated like slaves.They have to work for 8 hours and their wages per hour are even less than the legal drinking age.The main reason for this situation was the lack of unity among the workers.The situation is analogous to India against Corruption.

Apart from tiresome moments there were peaceful and nail-biting moments too.Since we handled Ice Creams,we had the opportunity to eat them(of course not legally).We used to go to a place where there were no cameras.And like an overconfident thief we thought that we were invincible.But surprise surprise-whenever something can go wrong,it does-Murphy's Law.I was almost dismissed from training.They also accused me of doing "chumma chaati" with a co-intern.I don't know from what angle they saw us but my mouth was definitely enjoying the layers of Sundae.And the girl was not even hot.Just because i am a Kgpian doesn't mean i am a despo.
Good or Bad it doesn't matter now.What matters is that it is over and i am over it.

Khoya Khoya Chand Song Spoof-Aya Aya Don

Aya Aya Don , khaike...banaras ka paan Picture super-hit ho jaegi Chammak challo jo naach dikhaegi ..o ho. ho ...Aya Aya Don ------1 Filmon ki.... hai dheemi gati .... filmon ki hai dheemi gati...slow and steady hai jeet ki kadi, box office pe aag jo lagi to usko to bujhao ..o ho ..ho .. Aya Aya Don .... .....1 Billu ki.. hajamat hui ..... billu ki hajamat hui....lekin  rab ki jodi chali .... MNIK ne matki phodi to tum bhi aazmaalo ..oho ho... ye hai baadshah ...  laakhon dilon kaa..... dushman ki bas ek hai galti.... dushman hai iska...wo yahi ...oho.... Aya Aya Don ........ .....1 Sitare chale.... director dare sitare chale director dare iske ek ishare pe... chaaro taraf bauchaare pade...isko tum pehchano oho...ho... Aya aya Don ...chodke Rom-Com Police ab bhi na dhund payegiii..... Maa behen  unify ho jaegi oho.....Aya Aya Don  ... ,,,1