GOD vs SATAN

This is what happened when i was travelling from kgp to baroda
I thought it would be too boring as none of my friends were in the train...
I was listening my i pod and suddenly a boy of around  half my age poked me
i said "what"
Boy-tell me a story...
Me-are u kidding me..
Boy-hey i am a kid ..kidding is my right....but i am not..
Me- go to your parents.....
Boy-they are asleep...
Me-so you go and sleep....
Boy(snatches my ipod)-if you dont tell me a story i will throw it outside...
i was shocked....the boy was a genius
Me-ok fine...what kind of story you want to hear...
Boy-what do you have
Me-what do you want...
Boy-what are my options....
Me-you have 2 options...give my ipod now or listen to what i tell
Boy-ok...tell me

so here goes my story...

"

God and Satan are in a fight to decide who rules the earth...

both God and Satan are very tired during the fight....both don't see the outcome of the fight...

Satan-see this isnt going anywhere....

God- i see....we will be so tired that earth will have no ruler....

Satan-lets settle this then....

God-how?

Satan-i dont know...why do i always have to think...

God-ok..let me think..yeah ...you agree that i am the controller of good and you are the controller of evil...

Satan..yes..but what that has to do anything to do with this fight.....

God-it is important ...let the one who is more committed to his belief be the winner...

Satan-seems fair...

God-ok let me go first...

Satan-why do you get to go first?

God-do you want to go first?

Satan(hesitates)-no..

God-then shut ur mouth...

                

God-The magnitude of good in this world is always greater than that of evil......

Satan-how do you figure....

God-because statistics show that more people believe in me than you and that too by a huge difference..so i win  

Satan-but we agreed that who is more committed to ones belief will be the winner...

God-so what.....people on earth don't believe you...so your belief is weak

Satan-my belief does not require people to believe in me..so you are wrong...

God-okay i do good things to everyone one the planet..

Satan-so what.....i do bad things to everyone...

God-there it is...u don't discriminate people while doing evil....discrimination is a part of evil....that means you are not pure evil ...you have some voids...

And that is how god defeated Satan..              

"
The kid was yawning

Me- so how do you like the story..

Boy-it sucked...now i am really feeling sleepy..

Me-Of course it sucks...it is a kid story...but whats important is what you learn from it...so tell me...what is the moral?

Boy-good always wins over bad..

Me-no,thats not the moral....the moral is....god is a great politician...  

Boy-So am i....(and runs away with my ipod).....

                          THE END

Ab mujhe neend aa rahi hai

Secret of Happiness

When i was in class 10th everyone used to tell me "Study for the boards.After that you will be free.".I studied hard hoping for future happiness.As soon as i finished my board exams i joined Bansals.They said "Study hard for just 2 years.After you clear JEE you can do whatever you want and you will be happy." After entering IIT profs tell you the same thing and after getting a JOB your boss will be no different to you. And one day on your deathbed you will wonder "What did i do in life."


Listening to the people all the time is going to take you nowhere.People are using happiness as a bait so that you follow them around and wipe their ass.Happiness is not about satisfying others,its about satisfying yourself.TOTAL Happiness is the integration of the "dx" happiness you get everyday.People get so involved in their future plans that they forget the importance of this "dx" element.Think and work hard for what you actually like and do this daily.I assure you that when you fulfill these things you will get immense satisfaction.As a personal example it took me over a month to learn this but i can never forget the day i was able to do it for the first time .

This may seem to be stupid to you but you know what,i don't give a rats ass.Happiness varies person to person.People work all their life hoping for a Happy Ending.But i don't care just about happy ending.I want to be happy till the ending.
The moral here is that if you want to be happy throughout your life don't care too much about what others expect from you.Trust your instincts and fight for your passion and i guarantee that one day your heart will hug your brain.Thats why i say "APNA KAAM BANTA,TO BHAD ME JAE JUNTA" (There is a dirtier version of this quote but i wont mention it in this blog)

JUST DO IT

In every stage of your life people are going to say to you "you cant"....and by "people" i not only mean people in general....i mean your friends,close relatives,famous theories and even your brain is going to say these words....but before this thought reaches your heart i want you to ask yourself one question "have you even tried?"

                         The only limit in this world is that there are no limits. All other limits are meant to be crossed and records are meant to broken.Being a sportsman i have realized that "you are not what you think you are,you are always better".So the bigger you think the greater will be your potential. 

Many times during rallies i thought  that it would be impossible for me to reach the shuttle but eventually i have surprised myself..although i wasn't able to reach the next shuttle because i was too much startled by my reach...

Many people claim to be optimistic but in reality most of them are not.Sometimes i have observed my friends who had and still have great vision,but there is no action from their side.I Often ask them "Its such an awesome idea.Why don't you do it" and i get disappointed by their reply ie"If it were such a great idea then why didn't anyone in the past did it"....I mean how can you underestimate yourself like that.Don't you have any self respect.....I am not claiming to be perfect here but i really think people should believe in themselves..

One thing i have learnt from this experience is that change is going to happen no matter what....why don't you be the reason for it.....

POINT OF VIEW

Let me tell you a story of a man who lost his eye in an accident...He was highly depressed.....After few days he committed suicide.....Here i quote his suicide note...."I lost my eye in an accident....i was depressed but still had a will to survive.....then yesterday i saw a man who was blind since his birth........then i realized that he didn't know what he was missing....but i do....and that it killing me inside.....so here i eliminate the pain forever"

I am sure you think that the guy is stupid..Of course he was...no questions about that.....he was the biggest idiot on the ass of the earth...yeah he doesn't deserve to be on the face of the earth....But he has done something which always inspires me when i feel low..

Whenever i fail to do what i had planned....whenever i have a hard time .....whenever life kicks me in the face,ass,or the nuts .....i think about the man from the above story...which makes me feels so much better about myself......
Everything depends on the point of view....One says "oh my god....exams"...Other says "wow ....no more labs "

The moral is that always try to see the bright side no matter what position you are in ....you know why ...because it gives happiness and you know what is more important than happiness ..........NOTHING ....

My Way

i am gonna take the high way
no matter how much toll i have to pay 

i dont give a crap to what u say 

i m gonna do it my way 

i know that people hate me

and critics always underestimate me

you think you are better then fight me

cant even do that then just bite me

this is not just another verse

i m gonna take the whole universe 

even if its cigar or the milky way 

i am gonna do it my way 

i am gonna break the mountain 

till the lava comes out like fountain

i dare devil to cross my lane

he dosent know what i contain 

i am gonna take the skyway

i got the wings now.. wat u say

i dont believe in your cliche

i am gonna do it my way


all suggestions are welcome...i will try to make it better....also there is a possibility of a rap-- courtesy pankaj 

NOT AFRAID

All those who say "I am not afraid" are lying including EMINEM.....The main reason that people say this is that they are too afraid to accept their fear.But they don't understand that it is okay to be afraid as it is impossible not be afraid of anything.
Generally people don't understand the power of fear.Fear should be considered as an asset and not a liability.Fear can help you to do those things that you never imagined you could do.U just need to know how to use your fears.U know when you fight against your fear and become successful,it is one of the greatest joys.Thats where courage comes into picture.If there is no fear..u can never be courageous.

One way to fight against your fear is by using your other fears.Its similar to the concept of paying off the debt by taking another loan.I can quote my own example here.When i was a child i was afraid to jump over a fence having barbed wires.One day while playing cricket our ball went on the other side.So i went to the other side using the door.While i was searching for the ball a group of straydogs started to chase me..Oh i forgot to mention about my fear of dogs.Ok so they barked and i was so terrified that i jumped over the fence and without any scratch. And yes i got that ball and felt like i had two more.

So the lesson here is never let the fear come in the way of what you want.Next time you want something go for it and if you feel afraid think "if you dont do it now you will never be able to do it".If you still are not able to do it then remember that if you don't eliminate this fear,i am going to kick you in the rear...and i wear spikes..so all the best and happy fear fighting..

FAILURE

"Those who have never failed have never lived".Its strange but this quote makes more sense only after failure.
No one likes to fail......but doesn't matter how much u try hard it is impossible to avoid it everytime.....
Even the most successful people in the world have tasted defeat..but the way they bounce back make them who they are...Failure should be looked as growing opportunities because the joy of success tastes much better if you have fallen many times to achieve it......Failure doesn't mean "its time to quit".....failure is the indication that " its time to change your strategies" .....Remember that failures do not suck....people who whine about it do ....Dont  worry if you fail after giving your best shot...worry only if you fail to give your best shot.....When things are in your hands.....fight for them and when they are not always try to see the bright side....Even failure has a bright side.....Assuming that there are fixed no of failures in your life.....the more you fail the probability of success increases.....I was supposed to write this article for a magazine....but now that i failed to do it in time.....i tend to think "who reads that magazine anyways"..